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What Would Happen If Real Life Was Like Twitter

Ever wonder about that? No? Ok. Me neither until just this moment. So here's the answers.

  • 80% of conversations occuring using telephones would be about having conversations using telephones.
  • 99% of conversations about computers sent via computers would be about using computers to send messages to other computers.
  • 60% of conversations in coffee shops would be about how to best have conversations about coffee shop conversations.
  • Sex would go much faster, having a limit of 140 micro movements. Men would be happy. Women would buy more batteries.
  • Fast food would take much less time to make, be faster to eat, and we'd all be thinner because no more than 140 calories per meal.
  • The entire baseball season could be played in under one hour, since all games would be restricted to one minute, forty seconds.
  • Commercials would be so short (how short would they be?) that you wouldn't even see them. Subliminum ad (hawking)
  • Conversations between infants prior to their first words would appear to be huge intellectual events that would be repeated and repeated. Elearners would claim its a triumph of...well...elearning. Investors would try to buy the children up and dominate the market. Marketers would be exactly what they are now.
  • You could read at least a hundred books within an hour, and claim to be an expert on each book's topic.

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Bacal & Associates was founded in 1992. Since then Robert has trained thousands of employees to deal with angry, hostile, abusive and potentially violent customers. He has authored over 20 books on various subjects, many published by McGraw-Hill.


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  • Training sessions should ALWAYS be customized to fit YOUR context.
  • Our role is to make you self-sufficient and self-sustaining.
  • Fees should be reasonable, fair, and flexible to fit different budgets.
  • The only way to further success is to challenge the existing "wisdom" through critical thinking and basing our services and books on a complex reality.

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  • 722 St. Isidore Rd.
  • Casselman
  • Ontario
  • Canada, K0A 1M0